A man asks for donations to help retarded socialists coming to the realization they have to work for a living, in this hilarious skit mocking lunatic lefties parodying Sarah McLachlan’s commercials for the ‘Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.’
Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Socialists
— Nick Peterson (@iamNickPeterson) March 4, 2026
A Sarah McLachlan Parody pic.twitter.com/WM9isVvgFq
Read a transcript of the video below:
Hi, I’m Nick Peterson.
Every single hour in America, a socialist is faced with the daunting reality that they may have to contribute to society.
For thousands of others, help came too late and they were forced to find employment.
Will you be an angel for a helpless communist in training?
Every day hundreds of socialists must abandon their slam poetry meetups for the evils of personal responsibility.
They’re forced to participate in a free market where unfortunately individual achievement could possibly lead to prosperity.
They’re crying out for your handout and only you can save them from drowning in student debt from a degree in feminist dance theory.
Please visit the website on your screen and join the SPCS with a monthly gift right now.
For just $6,000 a month, only $20,000 a day, you’ll help rescue a socialist from the perils of employment and provide shelter among rising rent costs that they were tricked into voting for.
Public transportation that they were told would be free.
Tattoo’s in piercings they otherwise couldn’t afford.
Crayons for their signs and daily Starbucks.
Join in the next 30 minutes and you’ll receive this free Karl Marx sticker to put on your MacBook Pro.
Right now there’s a socialist freeloader who needs you.
Your donation says I’m here to help keep your failed ideology on life support.
We promise your donation won’t be used for an airline ticket to a socialist country, but instead to bring that ideology here because this time will be different.
So please visit thespcs.com right now and together we can achieve our mission of an equal opportunity starvation nation. Thank you.
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One Response
I’m asking for donations to help retarded ones on:
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…. to bring that ideology here because this time will be different.