In what appears to be a near-weekly occurrence, President Donald Trump has declared that Iran’s military has been “completely defeated” in a social media post Wednesday. The President has already declared victory for months, but also said he will declare victory again soon too.
Iran’s Military is a complete and total mess. Much of it, like their Navy and Air Force, doesn’t even exist anymore – They have been completely defeated. Iran is all talk and no action. The Bully of the Middle East is DEAD!!! They’ve taken too long to negotiate a deal that would have been great for them, now they will have to pay the price!!! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Despite destroying “100% of Iran’s military capability” on March 14, the war continued:
Many Countries, especially those who are affected by Iran’s attempted closure of the Hormuz Strait, will be sending War Ships, in conjunction with the United States of America, to keep the Strait open and safe. We have already destroyed 100% of Iran’s Military capability, but it’s easy for them to send a drone or two, drop a mine, or deliver a close range missile somewhere along, or in, this Waterway, no matter how badly defeated they are. Hopefully China, France, Japan, South Korea, the UK, and others, that are affected by this artificial constraint, will send Ships to the area so that the Hormuz Strait will no longer be a threat by a Nation that has been totally decapitated. In the meantime, the United States will be bombing the hell out of the shoreline, and continually shooting Iranian Boats and Ships out of the water. One way or the other, we will soon get the Hormuz Strait OPEN, SAFE, and FREE! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Days before that, Iran itself was “totally defeated”
The Fake News Media hates to report how well the United States Military has done against Iran, which is totally defeated and wants a deal – But not a deal that I would accept! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DJT

In a scene that would be more at home in a boomer-directed Hollywood film, Trump described what an Iranian defeat would look like on May 18, again on May 26 and again on June 1:
If Iran surrenders, admits their Navy is gone and resting at the bottom of the sea, and their Air Force is no longer with us, and if their entire Military walks out of Tehran, weapons dropped and hands held high, each shouting “I surrender, I surrender” while wildly waving the representative White Flag, and if their entire remaining Leadership signs all necessary “Documents of Surrender,” and admit their defeat to the great power and force of the magnificent U.S.A., The Failing New York Times, The China Street Journal (WSJ!), Corrupt and now Irrelevant CNN, and all other members of the Fake News Media, will headline that Iran had a Masterful and Brilliant Victory over The United States of America, it wasn’t even close. The Dumacrats and Media have totally lost their way. They have gone absolutely CRAZY!!! President DJT

The Independent chronicled a list of Trump’s victory declarations against Iran between March and May:
7 March – ‘The war is a minor excursion’
9 March – ‘We’ve already won… but we haven’t won enough’
11 March – Trump says US won Iran war in ‘first hour’
12 March – ‘Nothing left to target’, says Trump
17 March – War was over in ‘two or three days’
20 March – ‘We’ve won’
24 March – ‘War has been won’
7 April – Ceasefire announced
15 April – War will be over ‘very soon’
17 April – Trump declares victory over Iran
1 May – Hostilities have ‘terminated’
5 May – Operation Epic Fury is ‘over’ says Rubio
In March Trump was declaring victory against Iran so often he did it five times in a single speech.
After declaring victory in March, Trump declared victory in April as well.
“Total and complete victory. 100%. No question about it,” Trump told Agence France-Presse.
Trump expects to declare victory again soon too.
“We’ve been a very tough team, and I think we are winning that battle. But you’re really going to win it over the next two weeks when we declare total victory. It’ll be a total victory. It’ll happen very soon, and oil prices will come tumbling down,” Trump said Monday.
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Trump is regressing. He has the mentality and emotional stability of a child at this point, and we are not much better off than we were under Biden.
Trump long ago lost credibility.
Trump’s rhetoric is more like a superhero than a president.
Iran closed the Strait, said they would, Trump calls that no action. Iran has more than drones, it has lots of missiles and artillery. Trump is too busy trying to justify his ridiculous actions while ignoring the incredible short sightedness he exhibited by attacking Iran. Trump bowed down to Israel.
You are a short sighted fat woman who hasn’t been laid in over 50 years.
Trump long ago lost credibility.
Trump’s rhetoric is more like a superhero than a president.
Iran closed the Strait, said they would, Trump calls that no action. Iran has more than drones, it has lots of missiles and artillery. Trump is too busy trying to justify his ridiculous actions while ignoring the incredible short sightedness he exhibited by attacking Iran. Trump bowed down to Israel.
Donald Duck is mentally disturb!!!!He should be in a mental hospital with a straight jacket on
DJT dishing out another dollop of LIP SERVICE, no wonder why Lindsey Graham loves him so much these days. Not even convinced he could beat a one legged midget in an ass kicking contest these days (unless it involved election manipulation). Yeah, he’s a dealmaker alright, making the deal to sell out and end America as we know it. Lie to me baby!
Donald J.ew Trump holds the record for the all time total lies told by a politician, compromised or not!
That is the “analysis” of an ill mannered, impudent babbler.
Why don’t you stick some ANALysis right up your ass!